Meddling man to run for president
If elected president, the meddling man promises to stay the course of this loyalty agenda.
*Pass in to law that will close any store that does not practice the loyalty card program and categorize
any non-loyal customer as an "evildoer" .
*Replace all voter registration cards and drivers licence with the "Meddling discount card". (Since our
cards have all your information already this would just simplify everything.)
*Lower taxes for all loyalty card customers 30%. To compensate the lost income we will raise taxes
for the Non-loyal customers 30%.
* Eventually replace the savings cards with "Savings By Touch"... Many of our customers who are tired
of carrying a lot of savings cards around with them say they have no problem with getting rid of them
all and just give us the finger.
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