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Our absolute favorite savings card with the true silver
and gold savings. To get this card simply reveal your
inner most thoughts, dreams, goal in life, and your
overall fantasies.

Customer Requirements :No jeans. Casual dress   Dockers,
collar shirt.
original price $5.99

subtract $1.00 (after points)
subtract $1.00 (after values)
subtract $1.00 (after membership)
subtract $1.00 (after rebate)
Introducing our new extra special deluxe card.   It's more than
just a discount.

Customer requirements: simply state your name, religion,
and the name of your childhood friend and the person you
first got intimately involved with.
FREE FUN EASY SIMPLE
Ed's Bread only $1.99
Deluxe Meddling cards cover the discounts that are not
covered by our regular Meddling card.

Customer requirements: simply list  5 of your friends & family,
remove your name from the "Do not call" list, tell us your
mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet.
Ted's bread only $1.99
Fred's bread only $1.99
original price $7.99

subtract $1.00 (after loyalty)
subtract $1.00 (after extra rewards)
subtract $1.00 (after cash back)
subtract $1.00 (after easy earnings)
subtract $1.00 (after diamond elite)
subtract $1.00 (after instant savings)
original price $9.99

subtract $1.00 (after advantage key perks)
subtract $1.00 (after frequent bonus credit)
subtract $1.00 (after discount silver premium)
subtract $1.00 (after max super savings pass)
subtract $1.00 (after fresh freedom gold benefits)
subtract $1.00 (after Razzle Dazzle)
subtract $1.00 (yada yada yada)
subtract $1.00 (after VIP special perk plus)
Ned's bread  $1.99
Zed's bread  $1.99
Original price $3.99
subtract $1.00 (after scanning regular card)
subtract  $1.00 (after signing up for our
Deluxe card)
Sorry, this bread is just  $1.99 (no cards,no signing up, no fun)
Sign up for our Deluxe card!
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