Help wanted

****Help wanted*****

*Intimidation marketing of our Meddling cards is our number one goal for our
consumer industry.  

Position : Customer Investigator

As we all know, there is a growing amount of customers filling out the club card
application as...

John Doe
123 ABC Drive
Anytown Anystate USA

In addition they are using the alias of Dewey Hafta, Frieda People, Wendy Pigsfly, Dick
Tater, Felipe D. Bird,  and Helen Back.  

These are the  "anti-realist" customers who are kept filed in our double secret
profile category.

Your daily duties will be as follows...

* secret photograph of these surrealist

* Serve as the first investigator of the customer and make all necessary
reports and referrals to the appropriate agencies and courts

*Check address within the village on a daily basis

*Conduct witness interviews, interrogate suspects, type the ridiculer's profile and
paperwork forms

*Qualifications:
High School diploma or GED equivalent
RFID knowledge
Past bounty hunter experience
Air Force Intelligence helpful but not required

*We offer a competitive compensation package, that includes $.05 above
minimum wage,  one free complaint allowance to OSHA,  free workers compensation
(only applies to Injured Workers on the job)    

*Meddling Market is an Equal Opportunity Employer and Values Workplace
Diversity.  Not to mention our Values card and diversity of points.

Candidate Requirements

*Valid Meddling discount card

*Proof of a good points record

*Reliable savings membership card

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Great news.  Now all you have to do  to apply is scan your club card in Meddling
human resources. No paper work.  No need for any interview.
Just see Sue Pervisor. She has all your information already.  
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Loyal employees can now sign up for our new Loyal reward bonus card.  Simply
scan this card in when you clock in for up to $6.15 an hour.  (after regular pay of
$5.85 an hour) (selected hours only)
Use your POB card (pat on the back) for that much needed pat on the back. (not valid with any other offer)