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Question 1. Why do you want my name and address?
Answer. Don't worry about it. We are not going to do anything with it.
Question 2. Well, if your not going to do anything with it then why do you need it?
Answer. Well OK, all that we are going to do is mail you coupons in the mail. And
that is all. Nothing more. geeeeeeze! *see fine print on the bottom of this page. But
that is not really necessary.
Question 3. Well if all you want to do is send coupons in the mail then why don't you
just ask us to sign up to get coupons? Why do you feel the need to charge people
extra who don't want to sign up?
Answer. Well, who the hell would just sign up if there is no discount?
Question 4. It seems like every store is doing this now, what if some psycho killer
owned a store and had all customers sign up.
Answer - Well, then he would have been able to sell at a discount now wouldn't he?
Question 5. What if i simply didn't shop at your store? Non-meddling stores charge
about 30% less anyway! Even if i sign up!
Answer-You like to ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Rest assured nothing will happen to you if you sign up. (as long as you buy
American stuff)
*Fine print (please don't read this)
*We reserves the right to sell your information, study your buying habits and see if you noticed that we
overcharged you.
*We reserve the right to sell your information to your insurance company (to see if you are eating right) if
they have proof that you buy a lot of pork your health insurance premium may increase. However, if you do
not show any purchases of pork the government may place you on a terrorist suspect list.
* We may also remove points to customer who displays any type of negative attitudes towards Meddling
employees.
*Meddling Market may also work with police, solicitors, customers girl or boyfriends, mother in laws and
ex husbands or wifes. Continue fine print.
Answer. Don't worry about it. We are not going to do anything with it.
Question 2. Well, if your not going to do anything with it then why do you need it?
Answer. Well OK, all that we are going to do is mail you coupons in the mail. And
that is all. Nothing more. geeeeeeze! *see fine print on the bottom of this page. But
that is not really necessary.
Question 3. Well if all you want to do is send coupons in the mail then why don't you
just ask us to sign up to get coupons? Why do you feel the need to charge people
extra who don't want to sign up?
Answer. Well, who the hell would just sign up if there is no discount?
Question 4. It seems like every store is doing this now, what if some psycho killer
owned a store and had all customers sign up.
Answer - Well, then he would have been able to sell at a discount now wouldn't he?
Question 5. What if i simply didn't shop at your store? Non-meddling stores charge
about 30% less anyway! Even if i sign up!
Answer-You like to ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Rest assured nothing will happen to you if you sign up. (as long as you buy
American stuff)
*Fine print (please don't read this)
*We reserves the right to sell your information, study your buying habits and see if you noticed that we
overcharged you.
*We reserve the right to sell your information to your insurance company (to see if you are eating right) if
they have proof that you buy a lot of pork your health insurance premium may increase. However, if you do
not show any purchases of pork the government may place you on a terrorist suspect list.
* We may also remove points to customer who displays any type of negative attitudes towards Meddling
employees.
*Meddling Market may also work with police, solicitors, customers girl or boyfriends, mother in laws and
ex husbands or wifes. Continue fine print.
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